As men and women in Egypt, 21st century pick-up lines have definitely failed us.

Down with the lines, ‘matigi negi wa negeeb Meligy’ and ‘ta3li 3al serir wa negeeb Samir’! WHO ARE SAMIR AND MELIGY? WHY ARE THEY JOINING US IN BED?

Have no fear, ladies and (not so) gentlemen, we decided to dig back into our Pharaonic roots for some newfound inspiration. Here is a compilation of some of the best Ancient Egyptian pick-up lines that are sure class up your cat-calling game:

1- Hey gurl are you a pyramid? Cause you so fine, no one can offer any form of satisfyingly substantial evidence proving that you were not created by aliens.

2- Come behind the pyramid and I’ll make you a mummy.

3- Baby are you Ra? Because you’re making me hot.

4- Gurl, you’re the pharaohs one of all.

5- Is that a pyramid in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


6- Hey baby, your tomb or mine?

7- If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

8- Hey gurl, I have a few sphinx I wanna do to you.

9 – Hey, are you Lara Croft? You can raid my tomb any day!

You’re welcome.